PowerCLI and PowerShell, VM Report with a touch of Windows Reporting for Flare

I have been way too active on this forum lately and have learned more than I really have a right too thanks to my peers and the Guru LucD.  My new problem, which I have experimented with in a 100 ways and taxed my Google-Fu to the limits and have failed.  I have a wonderful report that I am tasked with running monthly for the Windows/Linux engineering team.  I have recently been converting it get-view as opposed to the original of get-vm to increase the performance.  A full run of get-vm took nearly 6 hours while the get-view takes under 2 hours.  I have had to change some of the results but no big deal.  I am setting a version with menus for ad-hoc runs and that works great but want to add some flare.  I need to get into the OS and report on actual OS uptime since VM uptime is pretty much vanity and just makes the VM engineers look good and the OS guys bad.  I also want to break down the last WSUS updates in a view.  I have many snippets of code that work for each but I can't get them to work in the @{N='xxx';E={} format.  I am looking for help.

Get-HotFix -ComputerName 'dc2' -Credential $ADcreds |?{$_.InstalledOn -gt ((Get-Date).AddDays(-60))}

Returns

Get-View -ViewType VirtualMachine -Filter @{'Runtime.PowerState'='poweredOn'} |

Select -First 5 Name,

@{N='Last WSUS Security Update';E={

Get-HotFix -ComputerName ($_) -Credential $ADcreds |?{$_.InstalledOn -gt ((Get-Date).AddDays(-90))} | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Description | Where-Object {$_.Description -eq 'Security Update'} | select -First 1}},

@{N='Last WSUS Update Date';E={

Get-HotFix -ComputerName ($_) -Credential $ADcreds |?{$_.InstalledOn -gt ((Get-Date).AddDays(-90))} | Select-Object -ExpandProperty InstalledOn | select -First 1}}

Returns blanks, I have tried very various combos for the -ComputerName $_.id, tried foreach($vm in $vms), tried get-view virtual machine in a variable, etc...

As far as the UPTIME goes.  I have pulled threads from tons of sources including the get-uptime:

#No Worky

@{N='Uptime (d.hh:mm:ss)';E={

         Get-WmiObject win32_operatingsystem -ComputerName $_.id -Credential $ADcreds | select $_.ConverttoDateTime($_.lastbootuptime)}

         }

#No Worky

@{N='Uptime (d.hh:mm:ss)';E={

Invoke-Command -Credential $ADcreds -ScriptBlock {           

    New-TimeSpan -Start (Get-Date) -End (           

        [System.Management.ManagementDateTimeConverter]::ToDateTime(           

            (Get-WmiObject -Class Win32_OperatingSystem).LastBootUpTime           

        )           

    )           

}

}

}

#No Worky

@{N='Uptime (d.hh:mm:ss)';E={

Get-Stat -Entity ($_) -Realtime -MaxSamples 1 -stat sys.osuptime.latest -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue -f [timespan]::FromSeconds($_.value)}}

#No Worky

@{N='Uptime (d.hh:mm:ss)';E={

    $Servers = Get-ADComputer -Filter {(OperatingSystem -like "*Server*") -and (Enabled -eq $true)} -Properties OperatingSystem | select -ExpandProperty Name | Sort-Object

    #$Servers = (Get-View -id $_.id) -and (Get-ADComputer -Filter {(OperatingSystem -like "*Server*") -and (Enabled -eq $true))} -Properties OperatingSystem | select -ExpandProperty Name | Sort-Object

    $Servers = Get-Uptime -computerName $Servers -credential $ADcreds | select LastBootTime

    $Servers

    }

    }

#No Worky

@{N='Uptime (d.hh:mm:ss)';E={

    $stat = 'sys.osuptime.latest'

    $vms = Get-VM

    Get-Stat -Entity $vms -Stat $stat -Realtime -MaxSamples 1

    $date.AddSeconds(- $_.Value)}}

Help Please!!